FILM RELATED JOKES

 

How many writers does it take to change a light bulb?
ANSWER: Seventeen, but only two get screen credit.

 

How many grips does it take to change a light bulb?
ANSWER: Grips don't change light bulbs. That's Electric.


Why don't DPs smoke?
ANSWER: It takes them four hours to light it.


What do you call a PA that stands around doing nothing all day?
ANSWER: An absolute necessity.

 

If you're just renting out a house then why are you telling jokes?

SERIOUS ANSWER: Search engine optimization. I need text content for this site!